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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
19 on thursday.
Which means I’m legally allowed to be an alcoholic. Dream come true.
“Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via autumnlungs)
dianakarinaaa asked: awhh i love your blog, check mines out? xx (:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
